Number 6 of the newsletter series is here. Say hello to number 6 guys. Hello number 6!
Number 6 will provide you all with the goings on from the past two weeks. Say thank you to number 6. Thank you, number 6!
The new media team has been busy collecting material and unwilling subjects for the first segment of the new tv series. We have received exclusive intel that the first segment will involve some kind of inter-station sports competition where staff are pitted against each other to compete for exciting prizes like money!* We are however, under strict instruction to reveal no more. The only way to find out more information is to stay tuned to these bi-weekly newsletter instalments.
Due to the introduction of sports teams to our stations, we, at STR HQ, have decided that it would probably be a sensible idea if we made some stations to add to the once empty, STR line.
The first of the BRAND NEW stations is, Lizzairpool Street Station. Located in the heart of the financial district of the town where our wonderful lawyers and bankers and people that you consult about mysterious middle eastern business, count their beans. These people are responsible for making sure everyone young or old, tall or short, northern or those pesky NBNOWs[1] have enough money to get by.** Our excellent set of station staff will be on hand to make sure nobody is dodging fares in this oh so busy station. We have full faith in those who frequent Lizzairpool Street Station that they would never intentionally dodge any sort of payment that would help benefit the state and the filling of potholes that their German juggernauts so kindly create.
The second NEW station is Sir Lea’s Wood. This station is home to a long and winding path of music and sonic innovation. People are set to visit Sir Lea’s Wood from just about everywhere, as far as here and as near as there. Some may say this station has appeared out of nowhere, but man! This station is at the centre of Britain’s rock and roll legacy.
The last of the 3 stations on the line is Seaman Sisters. Avid readers may already be familiar with this station as it is home to our beloved Hairyart Lea FC who are currently second in the table, only 3 points behind Finchlea Road U5s. The inception of this station will be revolutionary in actually getting people into the stadium to watch the games! As the precise location of Hairyart Lea FC’s stadium is TBC and due to the lack of public transport, games have been ghostly.
*Be aware, staff will be invoiced at the end of the month for the money they have won back. STR does not have a budget but still wants to make the staff team building activities enticing and little bit violent.
**Be aware, Lizzairpool St Station users will only aid financial stability if you are in their close immediate circle and/or have at least 3 inbred members of family.
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[1] Never Been North Of Watfords